So there is this alley that runs between our house and the restaurant next door. Now, it's not uncommon to have problems with rowdy people over there at night, it IS a Chico's Tacos after all (for the non-El Pasoans, Chico's is local legend known for it's infamous rolled tacos, and people especially love to go there after a night of drinking) And unfortunately for my poor eyes, drunks pissin' in the alley on weekends is not uncommon. At least it's dark usually.
But today I caught some guy shaking the lizard in the alley in broad daylight! Geeez.
I was returning from picking up a prescription, driving through the alley on the way to the front of the house. As I turned down the alley I see this young guy in baggy shorts, cockatoo in hand, boldly going where many men have gone before. GROSS.
For a second I didn't know what to to.
And then my evil side kicked in. I started hitting the horn repeatedly, pointing at him, and shrieking, "I see it! I see it!!! OMG I seeee it!!!" hysterically. The dood staggered back, and ran off around the corner... struggling to pull up his shorts along the way.
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
You freaked at the sight of leaky, foreign peen, and scared dude around a corner. That IS funny! This...is why you're special. ~Randi ...p.s. I know I told you I'd make that myspace thingie and I know you've been totally laying awake at night, losing sleep, crying intermittently and staring holes in the walls wondering, "WHEN? WHEN WILL SHE DOOOO IT?"...and yet I haven't done it...and it's 'cause I'm money-crisis-ing worse than normal (because the grasshopper payyyyyys for her bad judgement and the ants won't cover my ass) and I've been involved in too many projects and I just haven't done it and I haven't been round here either but I lerve you and I'm sorry and I will. And then sweet rest will return to you. I hope you're picking up on my sarcasm regarding whather or not my presence makes a damn. :) I'll do it. I wanna keep up with you...and I willllll do it. Eventually. Much lerve.
That is so funny. In college, some friends and I were stuck in a horrible traffic jam on the interstate. Some guy was peeing on his tire and one of my friends started screaming, "PEEPEE! I SEE YOU PEE!"
Randi... heheheh, I don't care how ya do it, sista, you just better stay in touch! :P You make me larf dammit. Larf= goooood.
Newt... ha, that's hysterical, I am all for outing the public peepee-ers!!
Eli... yeah :D at first I felt embarrassed, then I thought 'fuck this why should I be the embarrassed one' hahaha...
Heehee! That's freakin funny! Great visual on that one...
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