Wednesday, July 30, 2008

i spy with my little eye...

So there is this alley that runs between our house and the restaurant next door. Now, it's not uncommon to have problems with rowdy people over there at night, it IS a Chico's Tacos after all (for the non-El Pasoans, Chico's is local legend known for it's infamous rolled tacos, and people especially love to go there after a night of drinking) And unfortunately for my poor eyes, drunks pissin' in the alley on weekends is not uncommon. At least it's dark usually.

But today I caught some guy shaking the lizard in the alley in broad daylight! Geeez.

I was returning from picking up a prescription, driving through the alley on the way to the front of the house. As I turned down the alley I see this young guy in baggy shorts, cockatoo in hand, boldly going where many men have gone before. GROSS.

For a second I didn't know what to to.

And then my evil side kicked in. I started hitting the horn repeatedly, pointing at him, and shrieking, "I see it! I see it!!! OMG I seeee it!!!" hysterically. The dood staggered back, and ran off around the corner... struggling to pull up his shorts along the way.

I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You freaked at the sight of leaky, foreign peen, and scared dude around a corner. That IS funny! This...is why you're special. ~Randi ...p.s. I know I told you I'd make that myspace thingie and I know you've been totally laying awake at night, losing sleep, crying intermittently and staring holes in the walls wondering, "WHEN? WHEN WILL SHE DOOOO IT?"...and yet I haven't done it...and it's 'cause I'm money-crisis-ing worse than normal (because the grasshopper payyyyyys for her bad judgement and the ants won't cover my ass) and I've been involved in too many projects and I just haven't done it and I haven't been round here either but I lerve you and I'm sorry and I will. And then sweet rest will return to you. I hope you're picking up on my sarcasm regarding whather or not my presence makes a damn. :) I'll do it. I wanna keep up with you...and I willllll do it. Eventually. Much lerve.

Newt said...

That is so funny. In college, some friends and I were stuck in a horrible traffic jam on the interstate. Some guy was peeing on his tire and one of my friends started screaming, "PEEPEE! I SEE YOU PEE!"

Eli said...

That's hilarious!

Shady said...

Randi... heheheh, I don't care how ya do it, sista, you just better stay in touch! :P You make me larf dammit. Larf= goooood.

Newt... ha, that's hysterical, I am all for outing the public peepee-ers!!

Eli... yeah :D at first I felt embarrassed, then I thought 'fuck this why should I be the embarrassed one' hahaha...

Anonymous said...

Heehee! That's freakin funny! Great visual on that one...